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The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers...
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
Yo mama’s hair is so short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo...
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That’s the proper place to...
A construction worker was whistling…
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Elephants and Cell-Phones
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A story with a moral
While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, “Hey, Marie,...
Question: What is 1 + 2?
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Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...