Reasons For Being Stood Up
Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone UpI showed up early and decided I...
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
Whats the difference…
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!
Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Newest son-in-law
|A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I love my...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
Create a Hallmark Moment!
Greeting cards are getting expensive, so why not design your very own Hallmark Moment...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...