Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
Yo mama is so bald
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help! Yo mama so bald you...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
Commonality In Sexes
What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men.
You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
Rude, Crude, and Lewd!
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is...
Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...
10 reasons to buy a new car…
10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.9. Instead of...