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Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
A toad with a machine gun!
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The Snake
There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of...
Pessimist and a dog
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Black belt degrees
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What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
Dumb Funnies!
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.Why was the Tomato...