An old man and an old woman were sitting…
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the...
Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Have a life after death
|”Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees....
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...
Are You Really Sure?
|A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...