Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...
More Hose
A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day...
Safe to swim here?
|While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could...
Pinocchio Kidnapped!
Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from...
Why does Clinton…
Why does Clinton were underwear? To keep his ankles warm!
Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!