Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch…
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of...
The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
The Facts of Life:
THE FACTS OF LIFEThe 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and...
Keep the Motor Running
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old...
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...
Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four...
Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge
“I got your community service right here pal!” “Boy your chamber sure does look...