A seal visits a local bar
|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Lawyer’s club
|A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal...
Nun on a date
What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense...
FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Men writing the rules
|If Men Were to Rewrite “The Rules”Rule # 1 Anything we said six or...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
Buying your ticket
|Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Looking for some help…
A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.He reduced altitude and...
Free marriage ceremony
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...