Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
Chess Nuts
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the...
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
Shortest Book of the Month
Shortest Book of the Month:Ronald Reagan’s “Memories”
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
George W Bush meets Moses!
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...