What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives…
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. “Does your wife ever …...
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law…
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond…
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. “It happens to...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
The origin of the bagpipes
|The origin of the bagpipes was being discussed and the representatives of different nations...