Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus…
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of...
Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed,...
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she…
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. “Daddy, what...
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Santa and the Blonde!
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a...
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample…
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At...
A technical bastard
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...