Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
What did one gay sperm say to the other? – I can’t find my...
Connecticut Crazy Law
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour....
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
A Cowboy and his Horse
This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians. They...
Creative Sex!
Morris complained to his friend Irving, that love making with his wife was becoming...
Twice Over
A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object...
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
Little Johnny’s Lessson
One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What...