Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...
Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...
Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
DENTAL PISCATORIAL SEMINAR 1996
Notification to all members regarding language use during seminar.It has been brought to the...