Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...
yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
New dog breed
Did you here about the new dog breed of dog?It’s a cross between a...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked…
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with...
Catching a criminal
|”Two policemen are considering the problem of catching the bandit. One of them starts...
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part III
We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used...