Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
Weighing In – 2
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...