Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
Japan is in trouble
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
Fish jokes 06
|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to...
Girl Talk
Girl Lingo:The Franklin Factor: Early to bed and early to rise means it’s time...
English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid...
One day an older fella was in for a checkup…
One day an older fella was in for a checkup.After his examination, his doctor...
Buying the Farm…
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was...
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
Try to explain women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...