Policemen in Heaven
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Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
Touring Washington
|A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
The guide for women
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M...
Mothmatics
|What do insects learn at school?Mothmatics!
Monica at the Dry Cleaners
Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to...
Timberland.
A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti-...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
MD Qs and As
What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? “Why does it work?”What...