Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...
Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Fishermen killed
|Many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved...
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
Top ten tips to know if you have PMS
10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 9. You’re adding chocolate chips to...
Robbed A Bank
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?A: She tied up...
I’m going to a lecture
|The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car...
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...