DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
Age DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 “Burger King” 25 “Free meal” 35 “A...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that…
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavianair defenses had shot down a NATO...
Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...
Physical training job
|The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers.”I want every man to...
Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
Mr. Johnson
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip toLouisiana. He immediately...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
Cement
Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck...