What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier…
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier went out to the...
Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle…
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...
…And I will do anything for love.
The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeingtour with...
Blond and Brunette
A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man...
Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...