Before it starts…
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
A dog’s chalkboard assignments
|This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does...
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
Whats the world weakest animal?
|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
Mr. Johnson
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip toLouisiana. He immediately...
Facts of Life
Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...