spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
Great to be a woman
|Reason’s why it’s great to be a woman Free drinks. Free dinners. Free movies....
Bank robber stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
Clinton Vacation
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of...
Knowledge Pills
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A...
Money from Minsk
The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man. His clothes...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...