Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII Good: The postman’s early Bad: He’s wearing...
A young couple decided to wed…
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
Scorcher Murphy
|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands....
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
Christmas Humor
Knock, knock?Whos there?Megan and chickenMegan and chicken who?He’s megan a list and chicken it...
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters…
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped...
Mommas So Fat
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!