Looking for a monkey wrench
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit...
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
New…
If you went to New York City for vacation and found eggs everywhere, what...
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
Describe professions
|What does your profession say about you?1. MARKETING – You are ambitious yet stupid....
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...