What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
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Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African,...
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital…
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets...
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
Money On the Side
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Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...