Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by…
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a...
Gathering chickens
|The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his...
A Smart Salesman!
A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -”Sir, would...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Sex Change
This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors...
Sex Statistics
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
Michael Jackson Funnies.
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?A: It’s called, “The In’s and...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...