Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed…
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom...
The new preacher.
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil…
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
A mammoth!
|What’s the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
The Apple Corps!
|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...