Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Beware of IRS
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
The Blonde Driver
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Blonde in front of a firing squad.
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the...
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...
True stupid stories 01
Really Stupid People Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport...
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
Blonde Hijacker
Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...