Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
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I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
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Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front…
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback. Herb says to...
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You\’re a Redneck if…
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An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
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All of a sudden, she’s typing in a different font. Instead of hearing that...
Japanese
Why are the so smart? They don?t have any blondes.