Cross With A Blonde
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Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
The Numbers of the Beast
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George Carlin funnies!
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Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...
If Scientists Wrote Nursery Rhymes
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The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...