I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
Ten Dollar Flight
Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
Why is it so hard
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,...
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Strongest Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast…
A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or...