Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
Pregnant Maid
A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do...
Better prison foods
|Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)–In what legal observers are already calling...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Nature of Hell
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
Fathers then & now
|Today is one of the first Father’s Days of our new millennium. Fathers of...
Husband: Want a quickie?
Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?