Discussing finances
|A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, “If...
Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
How you made money
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom…
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, “Where do babies come...
Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...
You know you’re a Teacher if…
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed...
Why Jim Smith Lost His First Love
Why Jim Smith Lost His First LoveJim Smith wished to buy a present for...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Bill Clinton vs JFK
Whats the difference between Bill Clinton & J.F.K?One got his head blown off in...