the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets…
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets of calcutta when an old woman...
Ford
What does Ford stand for?Found On Rednecks Driveway!
Blonde and Easter Bunny
Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all...
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...
Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...