mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...
If Radio Shack made toasters…
If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know...
The boss called one of his employees into the office…
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve...
Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...
College
It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of...
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina…
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over...