What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
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Two Meaningless Words
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Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
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Diff Between Bar and Clitoris
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How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
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Abe Lincoln
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I’d Love To But…
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Murphy’s Laws (5)
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