A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...
Tuns of Puns! Part II
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog.How you get down from...
Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...
slugs leave a trail
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on...
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
The Hunt
A guy tells his wife that she has three choices. She can either go...