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Emergency Kit
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy…
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the...
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution…
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution to the eternallove triangle.They ate the...
Driving Test Answers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the...
Weathermen Are Nuts
Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10. Every night, his forecast is:...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
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Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
rolling stones
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