Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...
Country Song Titles
These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs…1. Get...
Polish Hockey Team
Heard about the Polish hockey team?They all drowned in spring training.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
In Communication With The Office
Four major executives from various countries are playing golf together. On the second tee...
Blonde on blonde
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand...
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...