A horse and a rabbit
A horse and a rabbit A horse and a rabbit are playing in a...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his...
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won’t do...
Signs You are an Internet Geek
Top Ten Signs You are an Internet Geek…10. When filling out your driver’s license...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Swallowed A Mouse
A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife...