Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver…
The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver and instructed him to meet...
Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...
God and Moses went golfing.
God and Moses were out golfing. They were both doing well. Then they came...
Marriage Quotes 1
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. –...
Ten Dollar Flight
Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went...