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“…And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,Christians Nothing. We’ll be...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
A survey of American women…
In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?”...
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
Dairy Queen
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lawyer and a mosquito
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A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re…
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re in the same hotel, in...