Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...
Smart decision
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out...
A kid’s view on marriage
|What Exactly Is Marriage?”Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don’t...
Jesus’s Ethnicity
Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived at...
Engineer in a bar
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the...
Recount Demanded by New York Mets
RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) –The New York Mets announced today that they...
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town…
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and...
Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...