The third wish
A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp...
A guy walks into a post office…
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
Same Aid
One way to live together and never have an argument is for both husband...
Like GST
Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST — Goods and Services Tax nowin...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo...
Prison and Work…one and the same!
IN PRISON…You spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell. AT WORK…..You...