Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
A blond walks into a bar…
A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins?
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to...
My Montana Diary
Aug. 12 Moved to our new home in Montana. It is so beautiful here....
Bad News 3
Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall...
The dead redneck!
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and...
In Hot Pursuit
Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading...
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...