New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
Definitions of A Diplomat:
Definitions of A Diplomat:Always knows what to talk about, but doesn’t always talk about...
Now That We’re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
Polish Girl Does Tradein
Did you hear about the Polish girl who tried to trade her menstrual cycle...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
worm’s favorite band
|What is a worm’s favorite band?Mud!