Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
Definitions of A Diplomat:
Definitions of A Diplomat:Always knows what to talk about, but doesn’t always talk about...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Things To Think About Our Government
29 Members of Congress have been accused of spousal abuse. 7 Have been arrested...
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...
Ru-Ru
Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand...
A DAY OFF
So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
Clear Weather?
As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.The husband...