Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
Bees pay you a visit
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Followed
“I’m fed up with your jealousy,” the furious wife told her husband.”Do you think...
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
Three Times?
An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into...
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Farm jokes 07
|Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse...
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.