Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...
Top 20 Engineers’ Terminology’s
1. A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED- We are still pissing in...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Blonde and the Firemen!
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to...
the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...
What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little…
Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him...