cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
A story with a moral
While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, “Hey, Marie,...
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?She wanted to save a...
Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....
Shipwrecked!
A young wife, her boorish husband and a good-looking sailor were ship-wrecked on an...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Genie
One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle,...