Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Little Johnny — being logical
Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers,...
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
Changed my mind!
This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...